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“Oh no you didn’t!”
Tony Laws last blog post..What I learned at GenCon
1) “Excuse me, barkeep… Barkeep? Now where did he go off to?”
2) The Drunken Dragon tavern earned its name a little too well.
3) Man, those Dragonborn are everywhere, these days!
4) The half-dragon half-giraffe had a hard time fitting in, so he spent a lot of time drinking at the tavern.
Is that enough? Did I win yet? :P
Grahams last blog post..Pathfinder 18-21 – Fuck, it’s been a while
“BRB, bio”
“It comes in pints?”
“Stop. Hammertime!”
“Uh… excuse me, waiter… there’s a fly in my human.”
Reis O’Briens last blog post..Fear My Mighty T-shirt!
Lol! Keep ’em coming! :D
“Pardon me. Do you have any Grey Poupon?”
Tomcat1066s last blog post..Tomcat Jr.’s First Adventure
“What do you mean shepherds pie doesn’t come with shepherds in it?”
MadBrewLabss last blog post..Gamers Bashed by McCain’s Blogger
Excuse me, barkeep. I seem to have left my hoard at home. Can I open up a tab?
No, sir. I only need one of your firstborn.
TROG-DOOOOOOOOOORRRRR!!
“Excuse me sir. Where is the little dragons room?”
Joeys last blog post..Character Counts 1 – Arthur Dannenberg
“We don’t serve their kind here.”
“What?”
“Your dragonborn. They’ll have to wait outside.”
“Now if you shade your lanterns, maybe smoke the glass a little, that will do amazing things for your ambiance. And a few more shiny things on the walls. Really, if you want to make people spend money here, you have to make them feel like they’re sitting on a hoard!”
“Is this place even up to fire code?”
“I. Said. I. Want. MILK!”
Ravyns last blog post..When Not to Press On
My first thought when I saw that was that it looked like a theater, with lights up top and such. Which made me think of a certain Something Positive comic, which for the life of me I can’t find. (Trust me, I’ve spent hours on it now — it’s a big archive.)
Anyway, I’ll try to pull it from memory. It’s a bunch of fantasy creatures at a dress rehearsal for Cabaret (at least I thought it was Cabaret). The producer/A.D./whoever the @$$hole is in the theater is a dragon.
The quote comes from her criticism of one of the lighting jobs. “That’s supposed to spell ‘Heartache’ but to me it says ‘blue diarrhea’!”
I probably killed it with all the set up and inside knowledge involved. *sigh*
“Actually, daisies make quite an effective breath weapon.”
Storytellers last blog post..Minor Hiatus
“Hey! No more ‘So a Dragon walks into a bar’ jokes or I start torching the wenches!”
and the obligatory…
“You talking in Draconic to me? Are YOU talking in Draconic to ME?!”
CAN I HAS QUEST?
Reverend Mikes last blog post..History of the Word: Nerd
Keep them coming, folks! Love this………
Big grinz to y’all.
Excuse me a moment. I have to go “rescue the princess,” if you know what I mean.
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I’ll announce the winner sometime tomorrow, peeps. Thanks, all :D