Fun facts about Bat-Troll
Bat-Troll has a Bat-mobile. It hangs from his ceiling and is made of real bats
Bat-Troll lives in a cave. His secret headquarters is a playboy mansion
Bat-Troll is like several superheroes rolled into one. He has the regeneration of Wolverine, the costume of Batman, the vulnerability to fire of Martian Manhunter and the brains of Superman
Bat-Troll does not have a sidekick. Bat-Troll ate him
Bat-Troll’s gloves do not fit
Bat-Troll’s parents were killed by a passing adventuring party. Bat-Troll saw a bat fly through the doorway. This isn’t unusual. I mentioned he lives in a cave, right?
Bat-Troll does not have a utility belt. Bat-Troll cannot spell utility belt
BAT-TROLL IS THE UNDERDARK KNIGHT
I need to lie down now….
That made me laugh. I like it!
Oooooooh . . .
No, wait . . .
Oh please.