Policies for a brighter Britain

Here in the manifesto of the You know it makes sense party:

  • All drivers who use the middle lane of the motorway when there in the far left lane will be shot on sight. Snipers on bridges is the only solution. This will mean no motorway will need increasing to 4 lanes (which, let’s face it, would only mean 2 lanes empty anyway), so the savings could be used to re-privatise the railway so we have a working and efficient alternative transport system
  • Any TV executive putting forward any program that is clearly a derivative of an existing show purely as an excuse for cheap thoughtless scheduling will be summarily sacked. One reality TV program, one cookery program and one gardenning show is enough for anyone. Copying existing ideas is not clever, it’s lazy.

Update: I’m moving this to my BrighterBritain page – please update them with your own ideas there. Thank you!

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